Mes rêves épanouis

“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.”
― Mindy Kaling:)
(really has nothing to do with my tumblr, i just love this)

Ask me anything



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It’s like coming home after a long trip. That’s what love is like. It’s like coming home.
— Piper Chapman - What is love? (via someonedrankmysoda)

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Dear Mr. Potter,

We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress 

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sometimes i get sad because i don’t have a boyfriend but then i remember that time my 8yo niece told her mom that when she grows up she’ll be “single like samantha” and when she asked her why she said "because we don’t need men, we can do it on our own" so bottom line maybe you feel like a loser but someone is looking up to you

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Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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New favorite selfie? New favorite selfie

New favorite selfie? New favorite selfie

Tagged: me

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I now pronounce you husband and husband. you may smoke the obamacare-provided joint
— The Future That You’ll Never Escape, Conservatives (via neptunain)

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Behind the scenes of The Shining (1980).


Behind the scenes of The Shining (1980).

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Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?


the free stool with a glass of water on it 

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i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

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that caption is so real

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Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’
— Lena Dunham (x)

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The 31 Realest Tumblr Posts About Being A Women

*stands up*


*applauds forever*