Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
I am straight up dating Danny Castellano.
Thanks for noticing
you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter
Father of the year.
I DON’T EVEN CARE IF I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE
Misha: This is so frustrating. I don’t like working with you two
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.
Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.
Lunch time. Feels like it’s midnight? But I’m in the UK. (I think) I will be in Indianapolis tomorrow. (I think) I had no idea people did this to promote movies. This is CRAZY!!! HAHA! Roller coaster. Except there’s a person standing by to fix my hair or to hold my hand when I poop. (A thing I’ve started to demand. I’m STARLORD!!!)
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